TMZ reported yesterday that Britney Spears is in negotiations with Bally Total Fitness to be a spokesperson for the company.

Britney Spears. Seriously.

Britney Spears – the picture of health? Seriously?

Wait a minute now…this is beginning to make sense.

On March 31, Bally Total Fitness announced their interim Chapter 11 Plan distribution to former stockholders. So, you have a company that was the undisputed industry leader, completely self destructed, declared bankruptcy and is now trying to regain its former status riding on the back of Britney’s celebrity instead of producing a superior service.

On the other hand, you have poor Britney Spears.

Music industry leader. Self destructed. Seems to have lost just about everything except money. Trying to regain status using publicity instead of her music.

I take it all back. It is a match made in heaven.

ed. please note my sarcasm

On a positive note, let’s hope that Britney throws herself into her fitness and gets her life back on track.